At Capitol Whispers, we like to do our part to assist members of the overall community whenever possible. With that goal in mind, we put our collective heads together and decided that one of the best ways for us to enhance the investigative services that we provide would be to offer our version of the Public Service Announcement. What you’re going to see below is our very 1st effort in that regard. We sure hope you like it.
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
Missing Dark Money – Llew Jones Needs Your Help!
It has come to our attention that Montana Representative out of Conrad, Llew Jones has a serious, serious issue and could use our reader’s help. Apparently, Representative Jones has misplaced an obscenely large (by Montana standards) amount of Dark Money in one of the many companies that he is associated with, but he can’t remember which one. I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking that Llew Jones is a high-finance guy and it sounds way out of character for him to misplace all of that Dark Money. We are not sure of the exact circumstances that led to Llew’s oversight, all we know is that we’re committed to helping, and hope that you will be too.
To better help you, our readers, assist Llew Jones in locating his dough, we are going to list the many businesses that Llew Jones is affiliated with now, or was affiliated with at one time. Our thought is that perhaps you are familiar with one or more of these businesses and can offer Llew some insight. As a side note, the staff of Capitol Whispers were awfully puzzled at how a simple public servant, in a Podunk town like Conrad, can possibly find the time to have his hands in so many ventures. Well, perhaps we can help solve that mystery as we investigate the missing loot. Anyhow, let’s get you that list.
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Well, there you go. Please study the list of Llew’s companies carefully. If anything comes to mind about where all that Dark Money went, reach out to us here at Capitol Whispers so we can help. We even created a page for you to make it easy.
As a personal note to Representative Jones, we at Capitol Whispers are doing our own parallel investigation into the voluminous amount of companies that you are associated with in an attempt to help you find that money. We can assure you that if our investigation proves fruitful, we will inform you through this very website.